Maria Coyne went down to the Crossroads, as in the TV series not that place where you sell your soul to the devil, though we’re not about to judge any religious associations Maria has, and got herself into show business. She continued on TV with The Wednesday Play. Both of these appearances were in the mid-1960s. It wasn’t until the early to mid-1970s that things picked up, like our things, when she was cast in an episode of Keep It Up Downstairs (1976). The UK comedy was also her last time on screen, but she made it mammarible with her mammaries exposed before a literal roll in the hay.